Steven Universe - An Indirect Kiss (Full episode)

Here’s the full episode on Daily Motion! 

If the video has been removed, ask me for a link off-anon.

I post full episodes every week. Enjoy!


Freshman year:


Senior Year:







I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life

UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!

That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.

Wasn’t Salem a robot

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Paper Planes  »  MIA

I fly like paper, get high like planes
If you catch me at the border I got visas in my name
If you come around here, I make 'em all day
I get one down in a second if you wait



I love seeing posts about how bad high school is

High school is piss easy in comparison to actually working like not just working at the weekend, working as in 9-5 with unpaid overtime, an asshole boss and barely enough money to make it to next month

It Gets Better, Except it Doesn’t: Adult Edition. 

a practical guide to becoming a true pun master


  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.


Asexuality by Tiny Dinosaur :)!


*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this

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